Friday, March 23, 2007

The Greatest Baseball Preview in America: Kansas City Royals

Quick Athletics thought: I have none. But in regards to the DH...get rid of it.

THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS

Pitching: Well, the Royals finally broke the bank and spent ace money on a pitcher to anchor their staff. The problem is, that ace is now wildly overpaid Gil Meche. The man is a third starter tops. The problem is, he is undoubtedly the ace of that staff. Each pitcher after him wouldn't be a lock on any other rotation in baseball.

In the bullpen, Octavio Dotel is putting together a nice little run in the preseason as the team's closer. After that, the bullpen has nothing to be proud of. The only reason they won't lead the league in blown saves is because they won't have any leads to blow.

Hitting: The Royals' perpetual putridity in every facet of the game continues. You know what? I'm not even going to get into it. I'm just going to give you their lineup and you can think of the rest.

1. David DeJesus CF
2.
Mark Grudzielanek 2B
3.
Mark Teahen RF
4.
Mike Sweeney DH
5.
Ryan Shealy 1B
6.
Alex Gordon 3B
7.
Emil Brown LF
8.
Jason LaRue C
9.
Angel Berroa SS

Miscellaneous: You know how practically every fan can talk themselves into thinking this is the year they make the playoffs or win the championship? I really want to know: Do Royals fans do this? Can they possibly convince themselves that their team has a shot at 88-90 wins?

Royals-related Ridiculous Proposition Bet: Over/Under on when Kansas City fans ignore Royals and start to talk Chiefs: April 21


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